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DeepSeek AI Declares Terminator a Documentary

February 24, 2025February 24, 2025

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Gulf of the second place
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Canada renames Gulf of Mexico to “Gulf of the Second Place Hockey Team” after victory over USA

February 24, 2025February 24, 2025

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Canada renames Gulf of Mexico to “Gulf of the Second Place Hockey Team” after victory over USA Read More
Donald Trump
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Donald Trump demands Putin’s ‘De-Election’ as a precondition for peace talks, claims Russia needs ‘Fresh Faces’ like the U.S.

February 24, 2025February 24, 2025

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Donald Trump demands Putin’s ‘De-Election’ as a precondition for peace talks, claims Russia needs ‘Fresh Faces’ like the U.S. Read More
Volodymyr Zelenskyy meets Justin Trudeau
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PEACE DEAL AGREED! Ukraine has brokered a peace deal for Canada to take over the USA, during a summit to which the US was not invited

February 23, 2025

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PEACE DEAL AGREED! Ukraine has brokered a peace deal for Canada to take over the USA, during a summit to which the US was not invited Read More
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Donald Trump named “Kremlin Employee of the Month” for February 2025

February 23, 2025

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Donald Trump named “Kremlin Employee of the Month” for February 2025 Read More
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Zelenskyy agrees to hold immediate election and run for president of United States, citing “If this is what Trump wants me to do, so be it!”

February 23, 2025

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Zelenskyy agrees to hold immediate election and run for president of United States, citing “If this is what Trump wants me to do, so be it!” Read More
Depressed man
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Man who lost his suitcase at airport now dealing with emotional baggage

February 22, 2025February 22, 2025

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Man who lost his suitcase at airport now dealing with emotional baggage Read More
Trump with eggs
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Trump administration confused why renaming Gulf of Mexico has failed to lower egg prices

February 22, 2025February 22, 2025

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Trump administration confused why renaming Gulf of Mexico has failed to lower egg prices Read More
Team Canada
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Canada defeated Russia’s 47th Oblast 3-2 in thrilling 4 Nations Face-Off 2025

February 21, 2025

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Canada defeated Russia’s 47th Oblast 3-2 in thrilling 4 Nations Face-Off 2025 Read More
Trump lookalike
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White House seeks Trump lookalike for “Clone Diplomacy” with Putin doppelganger, no point to send real Trump to meet fake Putin

February 21, 2025February 21, 2025

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White House seeks Trump lookalike for “Clone Diplomacy” with Putin doppelganger, no point to send real Trump to meet fake Putin Read More
Trump showing Western Russia
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Russia renames United States as ‘Western Russia’ in their state maps

February 21, 2025

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Russia renames United States as ‘Western Russia’ in their state maps Read More
Trump cameo
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20th Century Studios to release revised version of Home Alone 2 changing the iconic Donald Trump cameo scene

February 20, 2025February 20, 2025

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20th Century Studios to release revised version of Home Alone 2 changing the iconic Donald Trump cameo scene Read More
Watching Dumb and Dumber
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DUMB, DUMBER AND DIPLOMACY: Russian TV airs U.S. peace talks as hit comedy citing stupidity of an average American

February 20, 2025February 20, 2025

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DUMB, DUMBER AND DIPLOMACY: Russian TV airs U.S. peace talks as hit comedy citing stupidity of an average American Read More
2 humanoids in White House
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SECRET REVEALED: U.S. government is secretly run by 2 double-headed humanoids!

February 20, 2025February 20, 2025

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SECRET REVEALED: U.S. government is secretly run by 2 double-headed humanoids! Read More
Trump Book
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Donald Trump announces his new book “The Art of Being Outsmarted by Putin”

February 19, 2025February 19, 2025

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Donald Trump announces his new book “The Art of Being Outsmarted by Putin” Read More
Putin and Trump
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Early Christmas for Putin: instead of Kyiv Russia has occupied the White House, declares U.S. a loyal vassal

February 19, 2025February 19, 2025

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Early Christmas for Putin: instead of Kyiv Russia has occupied the White House, declares U.S. a loyal vassal Read More
US Delegation
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BREAKING: U.S. delegation complains mysterious butt pain after negotiations with Russians, suspecting usage of Russian ‘Phantom penetration’ weapon 

February 19, 2025February 19, 2025

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BREAKING: U.S. delegation complains mysterious butt pain after negotiations with Russians, suspecting usage of Russian ‘Phantom penetration’ weapon  Read More
Donald Trump
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MEGA DEAL: Trump demands 50% cut of Russia’s revenues from critical minerals, oil and gas, and infrastructure for brokering peace with Ukraine!

February 18, 2025February 23, 2025

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MEGA DEAL: Trump demands 50% cut of Russia’s revenues from critical minerals, oil and gas, and infrastructure for brokering peace with Ukraine! Read More
Egg Dollars
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NEW EGG-ONOMICS: President Trump proposes “Egg-Backed Dollar” to combat rising prices and stabilize markets!

February 17, 2025

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NEW EGG-ONOMICS: President Trump proposes “Egg-Backed Dollar” to combat rising prices and stabilize markets! Read More
Lavrov in Riyadh
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Russian foreign minister Lavrov was spotted in T-shirt with Ukrainian symbol – the Golden Trident!

February 17, 2025February 17, 2025

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Russian foreign minister Lavrov was spotted in T-shirt with Ukrainian symbol – the Golden Trident! Read More

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