The distinction between Guts and Balls?


We have all heard about people having Guts and Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

Here are the definitions that describe the distinction between those two words in detail:


This is when arriving late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, “Are you still cleaning, or are you just flying somewhere?”


Coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having Balls to say, “You’re next, chubby!”

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

IMPORTANT NOTICE: Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome. Both result in death!

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