In yet another chapter of “What Did He Mean by That?”, former President Donald Trump baffled the internet with his cryptic social media post containing just one word: “Bela.”
The tweet, which instantly triggered a thousand conspiracy theories, left pundits scrambling to decode the hidden meaning of President Trump’s mysterious tweet.
According to sources that don’t exist, here are the top five possible explanations for Trump’s “Bela” mystery:
1. Dracula Endorsement: Trump was attempting to secure the vampire vote by shouting out Bela Lugosi, the original Dracula. Unfortunately, vampires are notoriously bad at absentee ballots.
2. Secret Fast-Food Menu: Insiders say “Bela” is code for a Burger King test item – the Big Extra Large America (BELA), a sandwich so huge it comes with its own golf cart.
3. Melania Wi-Fi Password Reminder: Some believe he was just tweeting the beginning of “BelarusL0v3r!” – the rumored Wi-Fi password at Mar-a-Lago, before accidentally hitting send.
4. Botched Autocorrect: Trump may have meant to type “Bel-air,” as in Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, because he was auditioning to replace Will Smith. Critics say his rap skills are “borderline unconstitutional.”
5. Divine Message: Evangelical supporters insist “Bela” stands for “Bless Every Liberal Always.” Trump reportedly clarified, “No, no, I meant Bankrupt Every Liberal Always – big difference!”
Analysts predict the “Bela” tweet will soon join the hallowed ranks of “Covfefe,” ensuring that historians in the year 3025 will still be scratching their heads while tweeting “????” from their wrist-implanted devices.
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