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Trump, Cracker Barrel
News

President Trump gives Cracker Barrel “Two Weeks” to undo logo change

August 25, 2025

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President Trump gives Cracker Barrel “Two Weeks” to undo logo change Read More
Golden Toilet
News

President Trump hopes to receive Noble Piss Prize 2025

August 24, 2025

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President Trump hopes to receive Noble Piss Prize 2025 Read More
Russian, Drill, VODKA
News

Russia and Belarus holding joint military drill VODKA-25

August 24, 2025August 24, 2025

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Russia and Belarus holding joint military drill VODKA-25 Read More
Trump, Scale
News

President Trump fired the White House scale after it displayed “a little overweight”, claims the “Deep State scale” was planted by Obama

August 24, 2025August 24, 2025

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President Trump fired the White House scale after it displayed “a little overweight”, claims the “Deep State scale” was planted by Obama Read More
John Bolton
Lists / News

7 most shocking discoveries FBI found after raiding John Bolton home

August 23, 2025August 23, 2025

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7 most shocking discoveries FBI found after raiding John Bolton home Read More
Trump, Sleeping, Beauty
News

Trump heartbroken as world leaders ignore his tweets: “Putin didn’t even hit Like”

August 23, 2025August 23, 2025

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Trump heartbroken as world leaders ignore his tweets: “Putin didn’t even hit Like” Read More
American, Motto, flag
News

GOP proposes to replace U.S. motto with “In Two Weeks”

August 22, 2025August 22, 2025

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GOP proposes to replace U.S. motto with “In Two Weeks” Read More
Annoying man
News

Scientists baffled: Man whose life goal was pissing off at least one person per day is 15 years ahead of schedule

August 22, 2025August 22, 2025

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Scientists baffled: Man whose life goal was pissing off at least one person per day is 15 years ahead of schedule Read More
Rainbow, border wall
News

DHS Secretary Kristi Noem unveils woke “Rainbow Wall” to keep illegal immigrants away!

August 21, 2025August 21, 2025

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DHS Secretary Kristi Noem unveils woke “Rainbow Wall” to keep illegal immigrants away! Read More
Trump, hand shake,
News

PINKY SWEAR: President Trump made Putin to give up Russia’s nuclear arms against security guarantees from US!

August 21, 2025August 21, 2025

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PINKY SWEAR: President Trump made Putin to give up Russia’s nuclear arms against security guarantees from US! Read More
Trump Alaska
News

BOLD DEAL: President Trump announces to buy Alaska again for the U.S, because nobody buys it better!

August 19, 2025August 19, 2025

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BOLD DEAL: President Trump announces to buy Alaska again for the U.S, because nobody buys it better! Read More
Trump
News

Trump clarifies his “Bela” tweet was ‘Something smart, really smart, even brilliant!’

August 19, 2025August 19, 2025

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Trump clarifies his “Bela” tweet was ‘Something smart, really smart, even brilliant!’ Read More
President approval ratings
News

LATEST POLLS: Americans rank Vladimir Putin as the worst U.S. president ever, even worse than Donald Trump

August 18, 2025August 21, 2025

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LATEST POLLS: Americans rank Vladimir Putin as the worst U.S. president ever, even worse than Donald Trump Read More
Bela, tweet
Lists / News

MYSTRY REVEALED: 5 possible meanings of Trump’s mystery “Bela” tweet 

August 18, 2025August 21, 2025

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MYSTRY REVEALED: 5 possible meanings of Trump’s mystery “Bela” tweet  Read More
bela, covfefe
Memes

‘bela’ tweet is new ….

August 18, 2025August 18, 2025
‘bela’ tweet is new …. Read More
Trump Wanna
Videos

JUST RELEASED: What they relly, relly want by a hot trending duo!

August 17, 2025August 17, 2025

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JUST RELEASED: What they relly, relly want by a hot trending duo! Read More
America does negotiate
Uncategorized

America does negotiate with…

August 17, 2025August 17, 2025
America does negotiate with… Read More
Make Kneeling Great Again
Memes

Make Kneeling Great Again!

August 17, 2025
Make Kneeling Great Again! Read More
Donald Trump GOP
News

GOP leaders demand Nobel Peace Prize for Trump’s “heroic refusal to hand Alaska to Putin”!

August 17, 2025August 17, 2025

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GOP leaders demand Nobel Peace Prize for Trump’s “heroic refusal to hand Alaska to Putin”! Read More
Trump, Putin, Alaska agreement
Lists / News

BREAKING: 7 secret agreements of Trump – Putin Alaska Summit leaked!

August 17, 2025August 17, 2025

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BREAKING: 7 secret agreements of Trump – Putin Alaska Summit leaked! Read More

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Self-knowledge

Self-knowledge can force you…

September 2, 2025September 2, 2025

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If the world didn’t suck

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Which one is?

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