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Protests
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SURPRISING: Harvard students refuse to protest against Russian aggression in Ukraine after learning conflict doesn’t involve Israelis!

May 27, 2025May 27, 2025

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SURPRISING: Harvard students refuse to protest against Russian aggression in Ukraine after learning conflict doesn’t involve Israelis! Read More
Trump
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Study finds Donald Trump is the “only human alive” surprised by Putin not interested in peace in Ukraine

May 27, 2025

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Study finds Donald Trump is the “only human alive” surprised by Putin not interested in peace in Ukraine Read More
Trump speaking
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DISAPPOINTMENT: Trump mildly shocked that using CAPS LOCK in his tweets hasn’t brought world peace!

May 23, 2025May 23, 2025

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DISAPPOINTMENT: Trump mildly shocked that using CAPS LOCK in his tweets hasn’t brought world peace! Read More
Police
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Authorities say it’s too soon to determine motive in the shooting of Israeli Embassy staff as suspect screamed ‘Free Palestine!’

May 22, 2025May 22, 2025

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Authorities say it’s too soon to determine motive in the shooting of Israeli Embassy staff as suspect screamed ‘Free Palestine!’ Read More
Sidney harbour over 150 years
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UNPRECEDENTED: Climate change has caused sea level at Sydney Harbor to rise a mind-blowing 0.0 inches in 150 years!

May 21, 2025

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UNPRECEDENTED: Climate change has caused sea level at Sydney Harbor to rise a mind-blowing 0.0 inches in 150 years! Read More
Putin
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Putin declared fooling Trump during the long-waited phone call was “easier than taking candy from a baby”!

May 21, 2025May 21, 2025

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Putin declared fooling Trump during the long-waited phone call was “easier than taking candy from a baby”! Read More
MAGA
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MAGA fan explains: “Make America Great Again” means surrendering America without fight to Russia, Trump to Serve as Vice-Czar!

May 21, 2025

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MAGA fan explains: “Make America Great Again” means surrendering America without fight to Russia, Trump to Serve as Vice-Czar! Read More
Trump Alaska
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GENIUS AT WORK: Trump proposed to cede Alaska and California to Russia to apply more pressure on Putin to end war in Ukraine

May 20, 2025May 20, 2025

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GENIUS AT WORK: Trump proposed to cede Alaska and California to Russia to apply more pressure on Putin to end war in Ukraine Read More
Trump, Sleeping, Beauty
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President Trump reveals his favorite yoga pose – “The Sleeping Orange Beauty”

May 14, 2025May 14, 2025

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President Trump reveals his favorite yoga pose – “The Sleeping Orange Beauty” Read More
3 Putins
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Russia sends triple Putin doubles to Istanbul peace talks, just in case one gets arrested by ICC

May 13, 2025May 13, 2025

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Russia sends triple Putin doubles to Istanbul peace talks, just in case one gets arrested by ICC Read More
King Donald Trump
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MONARH DEAL PLAN: Trump promises to end China tariff wars “within 24 hours” if crowned King Donald the First!

May 12, 2025May 12, 2025

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MONARH DEAL PLAN: Trump promises to end China tariff wars “within 24 hours” if crowned King Donald the First! Read More
Trump with avocados
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BREAKING: Donald Trump signed executive order renaming avocados to “americados”!

May 9, 2025May 9, 2025

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BREAKING: Donald Trump signed executive order renaming avocados to “americados”! Read More
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Chinese Emperor Xi Jinping paid royal visit to his loyal vassal Pu Tin, governor of Northern Chinese province of Russia

May 9, 2025

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Chinese Emperor Xi Jinping paid royal visit to his loyal vassal Pu Tin, governor of Northern Chinese province of Russia Read More
Netflix needs to stop
Life Hacks

Netflix needs to stop

May 7, 2025
Netflix needs to stop Read More
JD Vance
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BIZARRE CURSE: Everything this man from Ohio touches turns into… not gold, but something else

May 7, 2025

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BIZARRE CURSE: Everything this man from Ohio touches turns into… not gold, but something else Read More
Donald Trump
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Trump promised ‘Earth-shattering announcement’: here are the Top 3 totally plausible possibilities

May 7, 2025May 7, 2025

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Trump promised ‘Earth-shattering announcement’: here are the Top 3 totally plausible possibilities Read More
Money does not solve your porblems
Life Hacks

Money solving problems

May 6, 2025May 6, 2025
Money solving problems Read More
Military parade in Moscow
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Kremlin pleads Donald Trump and NATO to “Close the Sky” over Moscow during Victory Day military parade

May 6, 2025May 6, 2025

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Kremlin pleads Donald Trump and NATO to “Close the Sky” over Moscow during Victory Day military parade Read More
All Caps
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QUANTUM TRUTH: New study confirms that using ALL CAPS makes President Trump’s social media posts ‘Twice as True’!

May 5, 2025

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QUANTUM TRUTH: New study confirms that using ALL CAPS makes President Trump’s social media posts ‘Twice as True’! Read More
Make the Galaxy Great Again
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MAKE THE GALAXY GREAT AGAIN: Lucasfilm announces Star Wars trilogy remake starring Donald Trump as Luke Skywalker!

May 5, 2025May 5, 2025

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MAKE THE GALAXY GREAT AGAIN: Lucasfilm announces Star Wars trilogy remake starring Donald Trump as Luke Skywalker! Read More

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Self-knowledge

Self-knowledge can force you…

September 2, 2025September 2, 2025

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world, meme

If the world didn’t suck

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Trump, Witkoff, sleeping

Which one is?

September 11, 2025

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A happy marriage

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