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Kid Rock and Donald Trump
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Kid Rock was kicked out of White House for refusing to suit up, officials stated that “even rebels need to follow the dress code”

April 1, 2025April 1, 2025

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Kid Rock was kicked out of White House for refusing to suit up, officials stated that “even rebels need to follow the dress code” Read More
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Donald Trump’s April Fools’ Day prank calls to former president Biden included the classical “Guess Who?”, also impersonating Kamala Harris 

April 1, 2025April 1, 2025

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Donald Trump’s April Fools’ Day prank calls to former president Biden included the classical “Guess Who?”, also impersonating Kamala Harris  Read More
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TRUMP FOREVER: Trump team proposes “Trump-Eternal Clause” amendment to Constitution, making Donald Trump the U.S. president forever!

March 31, 2025March 31, 2025

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TRUMP FOREVER: Trump team proposes “Trump-Eternal Clause” amendment to Constitution, making Donald Trump the U.S. president forever! Read More
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Mass Signal sign-ups surge as Defense Minister Pete Hegseth prepares “Totally Not a Greenland Invasion” group chat

March 31, 2025March 31, 2025

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Mass Signal sign-ups surge as Defense Minister Pete Hegseth prepares “Totally Not a Greenland Invasion” group chat Read More
April Fools Day Cancelled
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April Fools Day 2025 officially cancelled: no planned prank can beat Trump administration’s absurd reality 

March 31, 2025March 31, 2025

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April Fools Day 2025 officially cancelled: no planned prank can beat Trump administration’s absurd reality  Read More
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MAGA MERCY ACT: Trump administration announces “Love Trump, Get a Pardon” initiative

March 30, 2025March 29, 2025

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MAGA MERCY ACT: Trump administration announces “Love Trump, Get a Pardon” initiative Read More
All Caps
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New U.S. law mandates ALL-CAPS when spreading “OBVIOUSLY TRUE FACTS” on social media

March 30, 2025March 29, 2025

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New U.S. law mandates ALL-CAPS when spreading “OBVIOUSLY TRUE FACTS” on social media Read More
Tesla named Toyota
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Exclusive Interview: A Cybertruck identifies itself as a Toyota, because of total embarrassment caused by Elon Musk’s bizarre actions and crazy tweets

March 29, 2025March 29, 2025

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Exclusive Interview: A Cybertruck identifies itself as a Toyota, because of total embarrassment caused by Elon Musk’s bizarre actions and crazy tweets Read More
Vance Greenland
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MAJOR SURPRISE: Vice President JD Vance shocked to learn Greenland isn’t green

March 29, 2025March 29, 2025

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MAJOR SURPRISE: Vice President JD Vance shocked to learn Greenland isn’t green Read More
Trevon Milton
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Nikola’s founder Trevor Milton pardoned by Trump against pledge to wear a red MAGA hat at public appearances and tweet “Trump Forever!” twice a week

March 29, 2025March 29, 2025

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Nikola’s founder Trevor Milton pardoned by Trump against pledge to wear a red MAGA hat at public appearances and tweet “Trump Forever!” twice a week Read More
Russia bombing
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TRUE FACT: Russia’s relentless bombing of Ukrainian civilians proves just how much Putin is commitment to peace

March 28, 2025March 28, 2025

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TRUE FACT: Russia’s relentless bombing of Ukrainian civilians proves just how much Putin is commitment to peace Read More
Tesla named Toyota
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Top 7 bumper stickers for Tesla owners regretting Elon’s latest bizarre antics

March 28, 2025April 22, 2025

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Top 7 bumper stickers for Tesla owners regretting Elon’s latest bizarre antics Read More
Tulsi Gabbard
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Tulsi Gabbard claims National Intelligence is run by her clone, definitely not by her

March 27, 2025March 27, 2025

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Tulsi Gabbard claims National Intelligence is run by her clone, definitely not by her Read More
Trump a
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BREAKING: Putin promises “mostly peaceful” bombings in Ukraine to prove Trump is right about Russia’s willingness for peace

March 27, 2025

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BREAKING: Putin promises “mostly peaceful” bombings in Ukraine to prove Trump is right about Russia’s willingness for peace Read More
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Trump administration ditches Signal app for OnlyFans, promises “great, great” classified info at a modest fee for everyone

March 27, 2025

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Trump administration ditches Signal app for OnlyFans, promises “great, great” classified info at a modest fee for everyone Read More
Pete Hegseth
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ROOKIE MISTAKE: Pete Hegseth wows to share U.S. war secrets the “correct” way next time – through WikiLeaks, not social media

March 26, 2025March 26, 2025

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ROOKIE MISTAKE: Pete Hegseth wows to share U.S. war secrets the “correct” way next time – through WikiLeaks, not social media Read More
Cybertruck
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TRENDING: Cybertruck owners massively spray painting SpaceX rocket logos on their cars to support Elon Musk

March 25, 2025

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TRENDING: Cybertruck owners massively spray painting SpaceX rocket logos on their cars to support Elon Musk Read More
Obama - Nobel Prize
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Nobel Price Committee considering a second Peace Prize for Barack Obama ‘Just to annoy Donald Trump’

March 25, 2025March 25, 2025

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Nobel Price Committee considering a second Peace Prize for Barack Obama ‘Just to annoy Donald Trump’ Read More
Donald Trump speaking
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International research confirms: anyone saying “Putin wants peace” is just a fool

March 21, 2025March 21, 2025

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International research confirms: anyone saying “Putin wants peace” is just a fool Read More
JD Vance
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JD Vance claims that if share traders “just apologize and say thank you”, Trump’s administration will make stock market magically boost again

March 21, 2025

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JD Vance claims that if share traders “just apologize and say thank you”, Trump’s administration will make stock market magically boost again Read More

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