THE FIRST BATCH OF ‘TRUMPONOID’ ROBOTS DEMONSTRATING SOME GREAT DANCE MOVES
AUSTIN, TEXAS – Eccentric tech billionaire Elon Musk has announced plans to mass-produce a new line of AI-powered humanoid robots, dubbed “Trumponoids,” designed to govern every nation on Earth.
The Tesla and SpaceX CEO claims the Trumponoids – each modeled after U.S. President Donald Trump – will usher in a “bold new era of leadership,” combining cutting-edge artificial intelligence with “tremendous, really tremendous” decision-making skills.
“These robots will be the best leaders, maybe the best ever. People are saying it,” Musk boasted at a press conference, standing beside a golden prototype wearing a red tie and an unsettlingly wide grin.
“They’ll negotiate trade deals, give powerful speeches, and most importantly, they’ll never, ever admit they were wrong.” Each Trumponoid will be programmed with a vast vocabulary of superlatives, a built-in X (previously known as Twitter simulator), and a unique feature called “Alternative Fact Processing” that ensures every policy decision sounds like a win, no matter the outcome.
Reactions to Musk’s announcement have been mixed. While some world leaders have expressed concern that their Trumponoid counterparts might declare themselves “the greatest presidents of all time” within minutes of activation, others are intrigued by the potential for international summits filled with robotic leaders attempting to out-brag each other.
Meanwhile, Tesla stock has surged as investors anticipate a future where governance is powered by AI, ego, and an insatiable love for fast food. Whether the world is ready for Trumponoid rule remains to be seen, but one thing is certain, from now on every speech by such head of state will be “huge”.
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