WASHINGTON, D.C. – The anonymous source in the White House has leaked the e-mail about how the viral President Trump’s tweet “Vladimir, STOP!” was planned and prepared.
We managed to capture a copy of the said e-mail and we are glade to share it with our readers.
From: Jason “Big Jay” McTavish, Trump Social Media Genius
To: Team Trump 2025 🇺🇸
Date: April 23, 2025, 11:32 PM
Subject: Vladimir Tweet Plan — URGENT!
Hey Team,
President T just called from the tanning bed (he’s at level 6 glow right now — looks FANTASTIC) and said we need to send a STRONG MESSAGE to “Vladimir.” (He didn’t specify which Vladimir — Putin, the waiter, the dog walker, maybe even that guy who fixed the Mar-a-Lago golf cart — doesn’t matter.)
Instructions from POTUS:
- Keep it simple: one word commands. He likes words like STOP, GO, WIN, and BURGER.
- Mention 5000. He says it’s the “perfect Trump number” – sounds BIG but still fits in a tweet.
- Use lots of CAPITAL LETTERS but not too many – otherwise “the haters” say it looks “unhinged.”
- Remind everyone he’s a “world class peace maker,” but casually slip in that it’s also bad timing because it messed with his cable TV schedule.
Also, he wants to make sure it sounds like he’s about to sign a Peace Deal personally, even if there’s no deal or pen yet. (We can figure that out later, maybe get a gold Sharpie?)
Final Reminder: DO NOT let him mention KFC by accident in the tweet this time. (Last time we almost started a trade war with Poland.)
LET’S GET THIS TWEET OUT, WIN BIG, AND GET THAT PEACE TROPHY 🏆!!!
TRUMP 2025: WE’RE WINNING EVEN HARDER.
– Big Jay
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