LOS ANGELES, CA – Legendary rapper Snoop Dogg is under heavy fire this week after admitting he felt “scared to go to the movies” when Pixar’s Lightyear featured a same-sex couple.
The LGBTQ+ community has responded with what experts are calling “a Category 5 Twitter storm,” accusing Snoop of committing a cinematic hate crime by failing to clap during the animated kiss.
“If you don’t stand and salute two lesbians in space, you’re basically the villain from The Little Mermaid,” said one activist.
Critics claim Snoop’s comments were not only outdated but also traumatizing for fans who expect all celebrities to remain in lockstep with progressive cartoon policy.
One blogger wrote, “Snoop has spent decades glorifying weed, gang life, and casual homicide, but THIS is where he crossed the line. If Buzz Lightyear can travel at the speed of light, surely Snoop can travel to the 21st century.”
Rumors suggest petitions are already circulating to digitally replace him in Training Day with RuPaul.
Meanwhile, LGBTQ+ organizations are reportedly drafting new “Mandatory Theater Conduct” guidelines to prevent future outbursts.
Suggestions include audience standing ovations during all queer moments, complimentary rainbow goggles at concession stands, and expulsion from the theater for any patron who gasps, blinks, or exhales in disapproval.
“Silence is violence,” explained one organizer, “and so is eating Twizzlers during our representation.”
Despite the backlash, some fans remain sympathetic, noting that Snoop simply wanted to enjoy a kids’ movie without being caught in the crossfire of cultural politics.
But LGBTQ+ activists remain unmoved, declaring that true progress won’t be achieved until every Pixar film opens with a 15-minute Broadway-style drag number.
As one viral tweet put it: “Snoop Dogg once said ‘Gin and Juice,’ but until he says ‘Gin, Juice, and Judy Garland,’ he’s canceled.”
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