WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what was supposed to be a quiet White House dinner, things took a surreal turn last night when former President Donald Trump challenged America’s top tech leaders to a “who knows the biggest number” competition.
Attendees included CEOs such as Satya Nadella from Microsoft, Sam Altman from Open AI, Sundar Pichai from Google, Tim Cook from Apple, and, of course, Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, who ultimately clinched the victory in spectacular fashion.
The contest began innocently enough when Trump, after boasting about having “the biggest numbers in history,” demanded that the tech moguls prove who really knew the most impressive digits.
Nadella confidently declared “one billion,” Altman upped the ante with “two billion,” and Cook timidly offered “three billion.” Tension filled the air as the tech CEOs began to sweat over their rapidly shrinking numerical options.
Then, Zuckerberg calmly adjusted his tie, stared into the distance as if downloading the universe, and dropped the bombshell: “Six hundred billion.” The room gasped.
Nadella nearly spilled his Diet Coke, Altman muttered something about AI, and Trump leaned back, stunned, before declaring, “That’s a tremendous number. Maybe the best number. Nobody’s ever seen a number like that before.”
Witnesses reported that the other tech leaders nodded in reverent silence, clearly humbled by Zuckerberg’s superior grasp of integers.
As dessert was served, Trump suggested that Zuckerberg should be appointed “Secretary of Big Numbers,” while Cook demanded a rematch using imaginary numbers.
Sources confirm Zuckerberg left the White House smiling, already planning a new Meta feature where users can only post if they know numbers bigger than their friends’.