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NASA to carve President Trump’s face into Moon so Americans can admire him glowing at night

April 7, 2026April 7, 2026

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NASA to carve President Trump’s face into Moon so Americans can admire him glowing at night Read More
Trump, JD Vance, suit
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JD Vance instructed President Trump to wear a suit, ask nicely and say “Thank You!”, when asking Ukrainian President for anti-drone systems to counter Iranian drones!

March 6, 2026

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JD Vance instructed President Trump to wear a suit, ask nicely and say “Thank You!”, when asking Ukrainian President for anti-drone systems to counter Iranian drones! Read More
Trump, inside
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BREAKING: Epstein files reveal there’s another Donald Trump inside President Trump, only much larger!

February 17, 2026February 17, 2026

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BREAKING: Epstein files reveal there’s another Donald Trump inside President Trump, only much larger! Read More
Trump and the Ester Bunny
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Donald Trump cancels appointment of Easter Bunny as his VP, reinstates JD Vance who is always prepared to suit up

April 23, 2025April 23, 2025

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Donald Trump cancels appointment of Easter Bunny as his VP, reinstates JD Vance who is always prepared to suit up Read More
JD Vance looking at Jesus
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Vice president Vance demands to know why Jesus didn’t wear a suit during crucifixion

April 21, 2025April 21, 2025

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Vice president Vance demands to know why Jesus didn’t wear a suit during crucifixion Read More
Putin
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Putin reportedly “a bit embarrassed” by Trump’s overenthusiastic concessions to Russia,  promises to humiliate Trump less in the future

March 18, 2025

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Putin reportedly “a bit embarrassed” by Trump’s overenthusiastic concessions to Russia,  promises to humiliate Trump less in the future Read More
Donald Trump
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Donald Trump demands Putin’s ‘De-Election’ as a precondition for peace talks, claims Russia needs ‘Fresh Faces’ like the U.S.

February 24, 2025February 24, 2025

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Donald Trump demands Putin’s ‘De-Election’ as a precondition for peace talks, claims Russia needs ‘Fresh Faces’ like the U.S. Read More
Volodymyr Zelenskyy meets Justin Trudeau
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PEACE DEAL AGREED! Ukraine has brokered a peace deal for Canada to take over the USA, during a summit to which the US was not invited

February 23, 2025

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PEACE DEAL AGREED! Ukraine has brokered a peace deal for Canada to take over the USA, during a summit to which the US was not invited Read More
Trump showing Western Russia
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Russia renames United States as ‘Western Russia’ in their state maps

February 21, 2025

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Russia renames United States as ‘Western Russia’ in their state maps Read More
2 humanoids in White House
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SECRET REVEALED: U.S. government is secretly run by 2 double-headed humanoids!

February 20, 2025February 20, 2025

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SECRET REVEALED: U.S. government is secretly run by 2 double-headed humanoids! Read More
Donald Trump
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MEGA DEAL: Trump demands 50% cut of Russia’s revenues from critical minerals, oil and gas, and infrastructure for brokering peace with Ukraine!

February 18, 2025February 23, 2025

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MEGA DEAL: Trump demands 50% cut of Russia’s revenues from critical minerals, oil and gas, and infrastructure for brokering peace with Ukraine! Read More
Egg Dollars
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NEW EGG-ONOMICS: President Trump proposes “Egg-Backed Dollar” to combat rising prices and stabilize markets!

February 17, 2025

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NEW EGG-ONOMICS: President Trump proposes “Egg-Backed Dollar” to combat rising prices and stabilize markets! Read More
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Elon Musk’s babysitter President Trump teaches the toddler the “fine art of making deals” with stuffed animals 

February 16, 2025February 16, 2025

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Elon Musk’s babysitter President Trump teaches the toddler the “fine art of making deals” with stuffed animals  Read More
Uncle Vladimir tea set
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President Trump received “Russian origin tea set, containing a very special secret ingredient” as a thank you gift from Russian president Putin

February 15, 2025February 15, 2025

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President Trump received “Russian origin tea set, containing a very special secret ingredient” as a thank you gift from Russian president Putin Read More
A lot of Putins
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BREAKING: Moscow Kremlin to hold historic TV debate between five Putin doubles for the right to meet with President Trump!

February 12, 2025February 14, 2025

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BREAKING: Moscow Kremlin to hold historic TV debate between five Putin doubles for the right to meet with President Trump! Read More
Moscow Kremlin
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Moscow Kremlin on Gabbard’s DNI pick: “Taking over the U.S. is going a lot smoother than taking over Ukraine!”

February 6, 2025February 6, 2025

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Moscow Kremlin on Gabbard’s DNI pick: “Taking over the U.S. is going a lot smoother than taking over Ukraine!” Read More
Joe Biden for president 2028
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BREAKING: Former President Joe Biden Announces intention to run for president in 2028, wows to undo the undoing of his undoing!

January 27, 2025

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BREAKING: Former President Joe Biden Announces intention to run for president in 2028, wows to undo the undoing of his undoing! Read More
The USA Inc
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President Trump proposes renaming the United States to “The USA Inc” for making better deals!

January 26, 2025January 26, 2025

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President Trump proposes renaming the United States to “The USA Inc” for making better deals! Read More
Orangeland, Greenland
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President Trump declares Greenland to be renamed Orangeland to improve its brand!

January 25, 2025January 25, 2025

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President Trump declares Greenland to be renamed Orangeland to improve its brand! Read More
Kamala Harris shopping
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Kamala Harris shocked how high prices have risen during Biden’s 4-year presidency

January 25, 2025April 22, 2025

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Kamala Harris shocked how high prices have risen during Biden’s 4-year presidency Read More

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