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Donald Trump has prepared 300 new ‘Final Ultimatums’, if Iran does not agree to open Hormuz Strait

April 7, 2026April 7, 2026

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Donald Trump has prepared 300 new ‘Final Ultimatums’, if Iran does not agree to open Hormuz Strait Read More
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President Trump sets new world record by winning Iran war 67 consecutive times!

April 6, 2026April 6, 2026

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President Trump sets new world record by winning Iran war 67 consecutive times! Read More
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President Trump ends Iran war by just telling Iranian regime to “Stop acting bad, be good instead!”

March 23, 2026March 23, 2026

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President Trump ends Iran war by just telling Iranian regime to “Stop acting bad, be good instead!” Read More
Nobel War Prize
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FIRST-EVER: Trump awarded Nobel War Prize, calls it ‘Even better than Peace Prize, which is overrated!’

March 17, 2026

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FIRST-EVER: Trump awarded Nobel War Prize, calls it ‘Even better than Peace Prize, which is overrated!’ Read More
Biden, Iran, deal
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Joe Biden says Iran war would have never happened if he were the acting president, claims “Iran loves a good deal!”

March 17, 2026March 17, 2026

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Joe Biden says Iran war would have never happened if he were the acting president, claims “Iran loves a good deal!” Read More
Harris, Iran, War
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Kamala Harris promises to end Iran war in 24 hours if elected the next President

March 16, 2026March 16, 2026

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Kamala Harris promises to end Iran war in 24 hours if elected the next President Read More
Stop, invasion, Greenland
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IT’S ALREADY 9: Donald Trump claiming Nobel Peace Prize for stopping another war – U.S. invasion of Greenland

January 28, 2026January 28, 2026

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IT’S ALREADY 9: Donald Trump claiming Nobel Peace Prize for stopping another war – U.S. invasion of Greenland Read More
Trump, award
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BREAKING: Donald Trump requiring 8 Nobel Peace Prizes for ending 8 wars!

January 21, 2026January 21, 2026

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BREAKING: Donald Trump requiring 8 Nobel Peace Prizes for ending 8 wars! Read More
Trump, award
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Donald Trump awarded himself the Medal of Honor for solving yesterday another 5 wars!

December 1, 2025

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Donald Trump awarded himself the Medal of Honor for solving yesterday another 5 wars! Read More
Peace Dove
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U.S. Department of War mulls “mostly peaceful” invasion of Norway to secure Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize

October 15, 2025

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U.S. Department of War mulls “mostly peaceful” invasion of Norway to secure Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize Read More
War, Chicago
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Department of War declares war on Chicago, promises swift and heroic victory for President Trump before lunch

October 8, 2025October 8, 2025

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Department of War declares war on Chicago, promises swift and heroic victory for President Trump before lunch Read More
Department of War
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Nobel Peace Prize guaranteed: freshly renamed Department of War will start only peaceful wars!

September 11, 2025

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Nobel Peace Prize guaranteed: freshly renamed Department of War will start only peaceful wars! Read More
Pentagon, Wartagon
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Freshly renamed Department of War renames Pentagon to War-tagon

September 10, 2025September 10, 2025

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Freshly renamed Department of War renames Pentagon to War-tagon Read More
Trump, wars
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PEACEMAKER: Trump ended 7 more wars today before lunch, and will end another 7 tomorrow!

September 10, 2025September 10, 2025

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PEACEMAKER: Trump ended 7 more wars today before lunch, and will end another 7 tomorrow! Read More
Trump war
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DID YOU KNOW: 7 major wars that wouldn’t have happened if Donald Trump had been president

April 22, 2025April 22, 2025

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DID YOU KNOW: 7 major wars that wouldn’t have happened if Donald Trump had been president Read More

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