FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE: Vladimir Putin sent his famous ‘Uncle Vladimir’s Tea’ to Donald Trump, who tested positive for COVID-19


The President of the United States, Donald Trump, announced today that he and his first wife, Melania Trump, turned out to be positive.

“Tonight we gave a lead and I gave a positive Covid-19 test. We will start our quarantine and healing process immediately. We’re going through it TOGETHER! ” Trump wrote on Twitter shortly before 1 p.m., local time.

In a memo published at about the same time, Trump’s doctor, Sean Conley, said he had received information about a positive test last night.

“The president and the first lady are feeling well right now and plan to stay at the White House for healing,” Conley wrote. “The White House medical team and I are vigilant and I acknowledge the support provided by some of the best medical professionals and institutions in our country. When everything else is assured, I expect the President to continue to live up to his responsibilities during the recovery and I will keep you informed of any further developments. “

By now, news of Donald Trump’s positive corona virus test has reached the President of Russian Vladimir Putin, who immediately offered his assistance to help the POTUS recover from the corona virus as soon as possible.

Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov told the press that the Kremlin had already couriered Donald Trump a special Uncle Vladimir’s Tea set, which is widely used in Russia as a cure in case of several diseases.. According to Peskov, the Uncle Vladimir’s tea is a mix of ‘original Russian herbs’ – special compounds synthesized in the best chemical laboratories in Russia. According to Peskov, the tea mix has passed the required testing procedure on humans.

According to Peskov, previous experiments on humans show that the Uncle Vladimir’s Tea is extremely effective in fighting various diseases. Unfortunately, Peskov was forced to state that in some cases there may be some side effects when consuming this tea – loss of consciousness, falling into a coma, hair loss, etc. However, such side effects to be rather rare.

Peskov confirmed that the Kremlin leadership wishes Donald Trump fast recovery from the corona virus.

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