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Hamas agreed to eternal peace provided Sweden doesn’t allow Greta Thunberg to sail to Gaza again

October 7, 2025October 7, 2025

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Hamas agreed to eternal peace provided Sweden doesn’t allow Greta Thunberg to sail to Gaza again Read More
Ban, drones
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Russia introduces a law prohibiting blowing up Russian oil refineries by foreign drones

October 7, 2025

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Russia introduces a law prohibiting blowing up Russian oil refineries by foreign drones Read More
Government shutdown
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Donald Trump declares current shutdown ‘The Best Shutdown In History’ 

October 3, 2025

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Donald Trump declares current shutdown ‘The Best Shutdown In History’  Read More
Shutdown Vacation
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White House clarifies shutdown is just ‘Paid Vacation Without the Paycheck’ for hard working federal workers for Making America Great Again  

October 2, 2025October 2, 2025

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White House clarifies shutdown is just ‘Paid Vacation Without the Paycheck’ for hard working federal workers for Making America Great Again   Read More
Donald Trump
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Donald Trump claims the government shutdown would have never happened if he were the President

October 2, 2025October 2, 2025

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Donald Trump claims the government shutdown would have never happened if he were the President Read More
Donald Trump
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Donald Trump, having no idea who is the incumbent US President, blames the President for government shutdown

October 1, 2025October 1, 2025

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Donald Trump, having no idea who is the incumbent US President, blames the President for government shutdown Read More
Hegseth Extravaganza
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Trump and Hegseth hosted “Bearded Fat Soldier” comedy extravaganza for 800 generals

October 1, 2025October 1, 2025

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Trump and Hegseth hosted “Bearded Fat Soldier” comedy extravaganza for 800 generals Read More
Donald Trump
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President Trump has saved so many lives since resuming office, there is literally no more lives to save

September 25, 2025October 1, 2025

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President Trump has saved so many lives since resuming office, there is literally no more lives to save Read More
Trump, UN
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President Trump awarded first-ever Nobel Comedy Prize for his stand-up set at UN General Assembly

September 23, 2025

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President Trump awarded first-ever Nobel Comedy Prize for his stand-up set at UN General Assembly Read More
FCC, Ban, Holy Bible
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FCC to prohibit the Holy Bible: “If a book does not mention President Donald Trump at all, people don’t need to waste their time on such a pointless book!”

September 19, 2025September 19, 2025

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FCC to prohibit the Holy Bible: “If a book does not mention President Donald Trump at all, people don’t need to waste their time on such a pointless book!” Read More
FCC
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FCC mandates TV-stations to broadcast only positive news about President Trump and GOP, total ban to any negative news

September 19, 2025

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FCC mandates TV-stations to broadcast only positive news about President Trump and GOP, total ban to any negative news Read More
Messages
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Teachers applaud Kirk’s shooting suspect for impeccable grammar

September 18, 2025September 18, 2025

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Teachers applaud Kirk’s shooting suspect for impeccable grammar Read More
TACO, Trump
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Trump declares ‘It’s TACO Time!’ while extending TikTok sale deadline yet again

September 17, 2025September 17, 2025

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Trump declares ‘It’s TACO Time!’ while extending TikTok sale deadline yet again Read More
Trump's face
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White House lowers Donald Trump’s face to half mast in honor of Charlie Kirk

September 12, 2025September 12, 2025

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White House lowers Donald Trump’s face to half mast in honor of Charlie Kirk Read More
Trump
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Trump weighs release of Epstein files to distract attention from dismal jobs report

September 12, 2025September 12, 2025

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Trump weighs release of Epstein files to distract attention from dismal jobs report Read More
Trump, South Park
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Trump signs executive order mandating all South Park characters to look like him

September 12, 2025

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Trump signs executive order mandating all South Park characters to look like him Read More
Trump, Witkoff, sleeping
Memes

Which one is?

September 11, 2025
Which one is? Read More
Joe Biden
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Joe Biden: “Russia would have never attacked Poland, if I were U.S. president!”

September 11, 2025September 11, 2025

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Joe Biden: “Russia would have never attacked Poland, if I were U.S. president!” Read More
Apple, Edible Display, Watch
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Apple today unveiled new Series 15 Edible Display smart watch

September 11, 2025September 11, 2025

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Apple today unveiled new Series 15 Edible Display smart watch Read More
Department of War
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Nobel Peace Prize guaranteed: freshly renamed Department of War will start only peaceful wars!

September 11, 2025

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Nobel Peace Prize guaranteed: freshly renamed Department of War will start only peaceful wars! Read More

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Self-knowledge

Self-knowledge can force you…

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If the world didn’t suck

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