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Border, Wall, sponsorship
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US-Mexico border wall now accepting corporate sponsorships

February 18, 2026February 18, 2026

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US-Mexico border wall now accepting corporate sponsorships Read More
Bipartisan, Fury, Agreement
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Congress reaches bipartisan agreement to be furious at each other!

February 18, 2026February 18, 2026

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Congress reaches bipartisan agreement to be furious at each other! Read More
Trump, inside
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BREAKING: Epstein files reveal there’s another Donald Trump inside President Trump, only much larger!

February 17, 2026February 17, 2026

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BREAKING: Epstein files reveal there’s another Donald Trump inside President Trump, only much larger! Read More
Canada, tariffs, vibe
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House passes strongly worded resolution hoping Canada ‘Gets the Vibe’ regarding House Republicans rebuke Trump over tariffs on Canada

February 17, 2026February 17, 2026

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House passes strongly worded resolution hoping Canada ‘Gets the Vibe’ regarding House Republicans rebuke Trump over tariffs on Canada Read More
JD Vance, Booed, Olympics
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NEW HIT: Winter Olympics soundtrack “People BOOING JD Vance at Olympics Opening” has made into the Billboard TOP 3!

February 13, 2026February 13, 2026

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NEW HIT: Winter Olympics soundtrack “People BOOING JD Vance at Olympics Opening” has made into the Billboard TOP 3! Read More
Nanny, Pam Bondi
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DOJ to recruit elite nanny to prepare Pam Bondi for basic manners for Senate hearings

February 13, 2026February 13, 2026

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DOJ to recruit elite nanny to prepare Pam Bondi for basic manners for Senate hearings Read More
FBI, arrests, Black Rectangle
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FIRST ARREST: FBI arrest Black Rectangle after it appears over 6 million times in Epstein files!

February 13, 2026February 13, 2026

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FIRST ARREST: FBI arrest Black Rectangle after it appears over 6 million times in Epstein files! Read More
JD Vance
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SHOCKING: Vice President JD Vance amazed that Far-Left doesn’t love him for hating Far-Left!

February 12, 2026February 12, 2026

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SHOCKING: Vice President JD Vance amazed that Far-Left doesn’t love him for hating Far-Left! Read More
Pilots, mobile phones
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El Paso Airspace Grounded After Pilots Mistake Phones for Laser Weapons in classic Nokia game “Space Impact”!

February 12, 2026February 12, 2026

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El Paso Airspace Grounded After Pilots Mistake Phones for Laser Weapons in classic Nokia game “Space Impact”! Read More
Budget, Plan
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Nation’s Budget Officially Classified as ‘Big Vibes, No Plan’

February 12, 2026February 12, 2026

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Nation’s Budget Officially Classified as ‘Big Vibes, No Plan’ Read More
Trump, Olympic, medal
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President Trump claimed that U.S. Olympic team would not win a single Olympic medal if Joe Biden were president!

February 10, 2026February 10, 2026

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President Trump claimed that U.S. Olympic team would not win a single Olympic medal if Joe Biden were president! Read More
Trump, desk
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7 reasons why President Trump is skipping Super Bowl LX

February 8, 2026February 8, 2026

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7 reasons why President Trump is skipping Super Bowl LX Read More
Footballers, dress
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Super Bowl LX Special: Patriots and Seahawks to compete in dresses to support Bad Bunny!

February 6, 2026February 6, 2026

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Super Bowl LX Special: Patriots and Seahawks to compete in dresses to support Bad Bunny! Read More
Texans Super Bowl champions
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President Trump signed executive order declaring Houston Texans Super Bowl LX champions

February 6, 2026February 6, 2026

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President Trump signed executive order declaring Houston Texans Super Bowl LX champions Read More
FBI, Epstein files
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Labeling your computer folders “Definitely Not Epstein Stuff”, makes your computer absolutely safe from FBI

February 5, 2026February 5, 2026

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Labeling your computer folders “Definitely Not Epstein Stuff”, makes your computer absolutely safe from FBI Read More
Trump, Super Bowl LX
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President Trump skips the Super Bowl LX because it’s not called “The Greatest Trump Game in History”

February 5, 2026February 5, 2026

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President Trump skips the Super Bowl LX because it’s not called “The Greatest Trump Game in History” Read More
Trump, reporters, females
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BREAKING: President Trump has run out of demeaning nicknames for female reporters, takes a short pause in name calling!

February 4, 2026February 4, 2026

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BREAKING: President Trump has run out of demeaning nicknames for female reporters, takes a short pause in name calling! Read More
Trump, Disneyland
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If U.S. is not allowed to occupy Greenland, it will occupy Disneyland!

February 4, 2026February 4, 2026

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If U.S. is not allowed to occupy Greenland, it will occupy Disneyland! Read More
Epstein, files, Minnesota
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TOTAL FAILURE: ICE declares they have not found any Epstein Files in Minnesota despite several weeks of thorough search!

February 3, 2026

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TOTAL FAILURE: ICE declares they have not found any Epstein Files in Minnesota despite several weeks of thorough search! Read More
Trump, tariff, Inflation
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President Trump imposes 45% tariff on inflation to fight the rising food prices!

February 3, 2026February 3, 2026

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President Trump imposes 45% tariff on inflation to fight the rising food prices! Read More

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